Lies, Damn lies and Lurches

My name is Taluka Byvalnian and I have run this blog for several years. It has been called TALBYV from the first three letters of my names and also as an anagram for
Think
A
Lot
Before
You
Vote.

I believe that Mr Rudd lied his way into government by pretending that he was John Howard Lite. He said that he was
• an economic rationalist - wrong;
• he said that he would control petrol prices - wrong;
• he said that he would control grocery prices - wrong;
• he said that he would turn back the boats - wrong

During his shortened term as PM, he told many porkies:
• he lied about a special deal for the Tamils on the Ocean Viking;
• he lied about being or not being a socliaist;
• he lied about his father's death;
• he lied about his family being immediately thrown off the share-cropping farm;
• he lied about the Brian Burke meeting in Perth
• he lied about renting a house owned by his wife;
• he lied about his drunken escapade at Scores Strip club;
• he lied about the fake ANZAC day dawn service;

Well, for the time being, Mr Rudd has left the leadership but has not ruled out a challenge. Now Ms Gillard and her deputy Wayne Swann are lurching from lie to disaster to lie to under-the-carpet sweeping manoevers.

Surprisingly, for all her lies and lurches, the two party preferred is still 50/50.
(Labor is on 35, the Coalition 42 and Greens on 14) Obviously, some are not concentrating!

Earwax eating PM gives bird to opposition

I thought Australian Prime Minister Mr Kevin Rudd fell to an all time low when he was caught out in Parliament using his finger to mine his own earwax and then put the fingerfull in his mouth. Chomp, Chomp, mmmm...tasty.

Yesterday, however, he found a new use for his finger. Shown on the 6pm channel 7 Sydney news broadcast, he made a rude gesture to the opposition. This rude person sunk to a new all time low.

And to think his ambition is to become the Head of the United Nations. Fat chance, Kevie!